Lemmings

They don't actually commit suicide in droves. See here

That said, I'm all for jumping on the bandwagon. So, here's a meme, thanks to ella.

Consider yourself tagged, if you go for that sort of thing.


NAME SIX THINGS YOU ARE ADDICTED TO:
1. cracking my knuckles
2. cigarettes
3. caffeine
4. my children's laughter
5. masturbation
6. ella

NAME SIX THINGS THAT YOU ARE SCARED OF:
1. raccoons
2. brain cancer
3. zombies
4. losing my family
5. debt
6. George W
NAME SIX WORDS THAT YOU THINK SOUND FUNNY:
1. rucksack
2. moist
3.kerfufal
4. heifer
5. fece
6. nigga

NAME YOUR SIX FAVORITE PLACES TO SHOP:
1. eBay
2. Newbury Comics
3. IKEA
4. Old Navy
5. Toys r us
6. Ralph America

NAME YOUR SIX FAVORITE RESTAURANTS:
1. Pizzeria Uno
2. Chillis
3. El Sarape (local Mexican joint)
4. Bickford's
5. any greasy spoon diner
6.Abington Ale House

NAME SIX THINGS YOU WOULD LIKE TO LEARN HOW TO DO:
1. Play the guitar well
2. Raise well adjusted kids
3. Quit smoking.
4. Get along with my wife.
5. Use the Force.
6. become invisible.

NAME SIX SCENTS YOU LOVE THE SMELL OF:
1. napalm in the morning
2. coffee
3. moist vagina
4. babies
5. fresh cut grass
6. autum leaves

NAME YOUR SIX FAVORITE OFFICE SUPPLIES:
1. my red Swingline stapler
2. Post Its
3. drug company pens
4. stress balls
5. binders
6. paper clips, large

NAME SIX PROFESSIONS YOU WOULD SUCK AT:
1. food service
2. retail
3. sales
4. law enforcement
5. politics
6.prostitution

NAME SIX FAMOUS PEOPLE…THAT SOMETIMES…YOU WISH YOU COULD JUST PUNCH IN THE NOSE:

1.George Bush
2.Dick Cheney
3.Bob of Bob's Furniture
4. David Copperfield
5. Michael Bay
6. Foghorn Leghorn